The Ballad of Mary Jane

The way you look in the candlelight reminds me of your mom
Like the time she wore that dressing gown and she had to bend down
I looked at her with x-ray vision until I saw her back
But she made me feel quite woozy so I took her up to the jacuzzi
Where I said I love you Mary Jane
I said I love you Mary Jane

I'll take you for some Chinese food so you can feel at home
And I'll wipe that grease right off your chin with one of my hormones
I'll take you out to the pool to make you feel like a lady
But you made me feel quite woozy so I took you to the jacuzzi
Where I said I love you Mary Jane
I said I love you Mary Jane

I said I love you Mary Jane
Give me love