The Ballad Of Elton John

I watchin' the TV, 24 stations
See all the usual, celebrity wankers
I swear they've got phonier
Or am I just older?

Hey what are you sayin'
About my generation?
My generation, my generation

Celebrities go home
We no longer want you
I imagined Elton John

Got stuck on the underground
Saw ordinary faces
And wrote his best song in ages

We live in the city
We die in the city
There ain't nothin' better
Than drinkin' with my friends

Drinkin' with my friends
Drinkin' with my friends

It's so sad, I don't know
What's all this celebrity for?
It's too much, I don't know
What's all this celebrity for?

It sucks out your Mojo
Like happened to Elton

It's already happenin'
To Marilyn Manson
All that I'm saying

We're all homosapien
We're all homosapien
We're all homosapien

It's so sad, I don't know
What's all this celebrity for?

It's too much, I don't know
What's all this celebrity for?

Celebrities go home
Go home to yo mama