Please Let Me Watch Your Vacation Photos

I'm dying to see what you've been doing
You're the centre of my attention

Please let me watch your vacation photos
I have nothing better to do

I can't sleep until I see the pictures
Of your lame ass boring holiday

I really mean it
I really care

Oh, this is where you've been?
This is where you stayed for a week?
Oh, is that a church?
How fucking interesting

I really mean it
I really care