Buck Neked On A Big Wheel

Plastic front tire, 3-position seat
The feel of the pedals pressing on my feet
Got the e-brake to slide the rear
That rear wheel clicker ticking in my ear

Around the corner, Down the street
Out of sight, This is really neat
Take a spill, Don't shed a tear
Keep the neighbors pets in fear

Buck neked on a big wheel
Feel the breeze
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no green machine
Buck neked on a big wheel
Around the block
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no hippity-hop

Rigid front end, Front wheel drive
Variable speed transmission makes me thrive
Don't want no Huffy, Don't want no Schwinn
Give me that three wheeler, Let the fun begin

Saturday morning, 6am
Gonna wake the neighbors, Don't let them sleep in
Sit and Spin just won't do
What I need's red yellow and blue

Buck neked on a big wheel
Feel the breeze
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no green machine
Buck neked on a big wheel
Around the block
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no hippity-hop

They're unbreakable plastic, Industrial strength
To ride my big wheel, I'll go to any length
Bigger kids chase us around
But who's laughing now as we run them down

Down a huge hill, 100 feet to go
Lift your feet or lose a toe
Crank the steering dirt track style
Quick turn left, there's a dogshit pile

Buck neked on a big wheel
Feel the breeze
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no green machine
Buck neked on a big wheel
Around the block
Buck neked on a big wheel
I don't want no hippity-hop