Jumper / Cable

The doom box croons as two big tubular tunes rock
When sitting next to lucifer it tends to be too hot
Not warm, it's about time you got warned
He put his cock in the popcorn
Teaching you a lesson when you’re reaching cuz you want more
Rubbing the butter soon you're gonna feel a hot squirt
The audacity the bastard passed on the receipt
Imagine meeting a demon who's always in heat
He’s got your cherry, he's got your soul
He's got you bent over a chair, he's holding the remote
You're the doom box now, oh wicked tricks
You take triple A batteries specifically triple six
The doom box keeps bumping til the moon drops
My gyrating's making you primates migrate to utah
So you think you're holier than me?
My mother was a wiffle ball my father was swiss cheese

It's the year two thousand and something
Who’s counting
You can only know the mountain when jumping
So jump
When your eyes glaze over I am the controller leap then look it over I get you

Hold the bottle horizontal and open your throat
Known to fondle hopeless monsters I roll with the top down
All the better to ingest you with
A pessimist by nature educated in hatred medicine taker
Overdosing on going sober
I hope my soul can hold on to it’s horses ignore the forces
Playing to sway your judgement
I find I'm most snug in the place where your tongue is
I love it when inhibitions get low
Got people wondering where’d the remote go
Matter over grey matter because the bottle's better
Now you're a lot of bitter bitching about the final battle
I'm trying to find my cattle
Put a hoof to the sky if your mind is fragile
Watch time unravel at a startling speed
Life is hard when you’re harvesting meat

Why you worried little child
Your babysitter's gone and die
So why the fuss and why the cries
You're free to run and play tonight

It's the year two thousand and something
Whos counting?
You can only know the mountain when jumping
So jump
When your eyes glaze over I am the controller
Leap then look it over I get you turned on