Cannibal Cafe

Funny, I'm not familiar with this taste
Are these ribs? Is this steak?
I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewin'
Holy Fuck! It's another human!

Come with me, I'm on my way
To the Cannibal Cafe
Won't you come to the only place
Where you can be the special of the day.

There I was chokin' this thing back
When I realized it was someone's hand
The only way that I could possibly tell
Was that the careless cook did not remove the fingernails

Come with me, I'm on my way
To the Cannibal Cafe

The food ain't bad and the food ain't good
Don't dare order 'The Leper's Foot'
I highly recommend 'The Ass of the Farmer's Wife'
It was tender, not too greasy, and heavy on the cellulite.