Bernie Sanders

I Bernie Sanders your shit
I handles my shit
I Bernie Sanders your shit
I handles my shit

I handles my shit
I Tony Randalls my shit
You can't hold a candles my shit
Too grandiose
Great granddaughter's vandalizing shit
Scandalizing shit
Can't we all get along
Can't we all wear a thong
A big one, for everyone
Theme song thong
Correct me if I'm wrong
Throw your mittens in the air if you know we got it going on

You got hot feet
Burning Sandals
Blazing Saddles ass is on fire 16 Candles
Fried chicken with mittens
Now you're Colonel Sanders
Presedential potential, so start minding you manners
Hair unruly, staying warm and motionless
Unkempt, fuck your high fashion let's get socialist
Welcome to this meme sit-in
Get naked and pull on a mitten
Smitten with this new political kitten
Putin better mask up and hear these rhymes we're spittin
Dropping Bernie Sanders in the middle of the Kremlin
Careful don't get water on the Green Deal Gremlin

Sarah Huckabee, suck a bee, you're not a real Sanders
You're more like a Bernie Ned Flanders
Everybody photoshop! And chop up a Bernie
Dropped a Sanders on him, case closed hashtag attorney
It takes maximum rage
A pair of mittens warming up this minimum wage
Fuck a president, this loser's way more gritty
The new "chair man" of this budget committee
Take a seat and snuggle, grill you like Formans
Swarmed you with meme poetry like a flock of Amanda Gormons