What’s That Noise?

[Skit: Billy Milano, Alex Perialas]
Hey, what the—
What the fuck is that?
(I don't know)
What the...

[Singing: Milano]
Here she comes...

[Skit]
What the fuck?
(Something wrong with your headphones?)
Hey, Alex, what the fuck is that noise?
Hey, what the fuck is going on here?
Charlie, don't start it!
(Billy, there's no noise
I don't know, it wasn't me)

Guys, come on, what the fuck, man!
(I don't know what to do)
What... What the fuck
Is that fuckin' noise, man?
(We don't hear anything)
What— What's going on?
Stop playing the fuckin' song, look
Fuckin' Alex! (What?) Fix the fuckin' thing!

(Bitch, we're trying to)
What's going on?!
Stop fuckin' playing this fuckin'—
Don't play it, I said don't play it!
What are you fuckin' doing, Alex?!
Fix the fuckin' noise!
What the fuck is that fuckin' noise?!

Don't fuckin' play it!
Don't fuckin' play it, you assholes!
Don't play... What the fu—
Fix that fucking noise!
(How do you like it now, punk?)
I can't fuckin' take it
I'm leaving to get out of here, bye!
(Wait, where are you going...?)