Congratulations John

– From Solex to John
(John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John)

– Hm, I think you've got to accept John
(John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John)
– You know, John's gone crazy
– Shhh! Here he comes Everybody quiet
– The boy will be surprised
– Shhh!
– Okay, we can all yell after he opens the door, right

– Here's Johnny!
– Shhh! Subscribe!
– Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!

– Is that all to do?
– Yes, sir