The Firstborn Is Mad

Still says he wants to be a slapstick comedian
Or be Stanley Kubrik
Thinking the guy was a jazz drummer
He's got his number
It won't hurt you

To let this one go
Go, go

Well, the telephone account has
Come in and I don't need to tell
You it is a shocker, yeah

And I thought you were spending the
Saturday afternoon at the
Saturday afternoon at the football

He was asked to sing for his supper
And he instantly stood up and sang
A few lines of the cuff
Although not without the notes
He copied that day

If you let this one go
Go, go

Well, the telephone account has
Come in and I don't need to tell
You it is a shocker, yeah

And I thought you were spending the
Saturday afternoon at the
Saturday afternoon at the football