Diary of a Wimp
You thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra
Oh, i hate that new man in your life
(On Tuesday)
Found out he's a car mechanic
And i know for a fact that he screws around
(On Wednesday)
Sent you a hundred letters in one day
I bet your friends had a good laugh at them
(On Thursday)
Stood there before you all puppy-eyed
Its my curse for falling in love
Believe me, believe me
You gotta believe me
Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
Cryin' like a wimp over you
Followed you back to his den of sin
Should be me in there, not him
(On Saturday)
He took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral
If you marry him, then he's dug his own grave
Believe me, believe me
You gotta believe me
Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
Cryin' like a wimp over you
Went to church for the first time today
I'm an athiest who needsd to pray
(On Monday)
And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man
Give back my angel to me
Believe me, believe me
You gotta believe me
Coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
Oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
Cryin' like a wimp over you