Two Headed

Many wondered where it was
They'd seen it earlier mouthing words
But the P.C. head was not invited
Later on was never sighted

The other head, on the other hand
Was full of devilment and plans
To likewise entertain and shock
With dark and dirty on the rock

Two headed are we all
Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
Two headed to the core
G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore

And if it's two for you, it's two for me
Two headed, let it be
Two for us, it's two for them
Two headed

Sometimes both heads hang in shame
Both inclined to pass the blame
Gold star for the soap box felon
Aspirin for the throbbing melon

Two headed are we all
Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
Two headed to the core
G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore

And maybe they left reassured
Few of us are ever cured
The other head has it's place too
It's O.K. for us all to have two

We have no time to theorize
On our chances for the nobel prize
Leisure time is occupied
Watching little bubbles rise

Two headed are we all
Ebeneezer and Monty Hall
Two headed to the core
G.G. Allin and Tipper Gore

And if it's two for you, it's two for me
Two headed let it be
It's for us, it's two for them
Two headed, two headed
Two for you and two for me
Two headed let it be
Two for us and two for them
Two headed