Wysocki College (Jingle)

Wysocki college for the totally dumb
Take one of our courses
And your brain will be numb

Yes, friends
At Wysocki college for the toally
Dumb we have openings
Right now in our spring-semester
You'll have a chance to excell
In great courses like "Basket-weaving"
"Advanced shoe-tying" or try
"Beginning lipreading"!
Sign up today for a
Course that interests you!
Wysocki college for the totally dumb! You'll
Never even know you've been there
Wysocki college for the totally dumb