Mr. Yuck
She's gonna bring you sorrow
and I should know
She's gonna make you suffer
She's no good for your health
and I should know
'Cuz I'm the one that loves her
That girl can make a man get sick for sure
She's in a pretty package, but she's poisonous
I'm quite attached to her, but she's dangerous
So here's a warning to the other guys in town
I'm stickin' around
If you know what's good for you
Stay away
Don't want this indigestion
Don't want this burn in your heart
Stay away
Don't want this green complexion
Don't want this ugly grimace on your face
She's gonna bring you sorrow
And I should know
'Cuz I'm the one that loves her. . .