Catholic Girls

Catholic girls are really the most
You've got to watch them eat their host
Pleated skirts and knee socks blue
Just beware, they'll get to you
Hushed confessions from behind a wall
Belated truth, that priest knows all
Penances and rosaries
Little ladies counting bead by bead
Oh, Catholic girls, Catholic girls, Catholic girls

Oh, Catholic girls
Oh, Catholic girls

Catholic girls are really the best
You'll find them living when the rest are dead
Genuflecting or in silent repose
That pastor loves them, don't you know?
Catholic girls are really so nice
When they light that candle at night
Love and sacrifice is what they're taught
Saints they'll be for they have fought
Oh, Catholic girls, don't you love those Catholic girls?

Oh, Catholic girl crying in bed
I know that suffering in your head
Wrap yourself in a shroud of white
Preserve the faith you hold so tight
Oh, Catholic girls, I am a Catholic girl

Catholic girls
Catholic girls
Oh, Catholic girls, I am a Catholic girl