That’s When You Came In

Every night I’d party till I was stupid stumbling drunk
And the walls were drenched in vomit, spit, and other peoples spunk
And an endless line of 18 year old stripper druggie whores
Would be winding to my bunk from right outside the tour bus door
But I couldn’t help but want for something just a little more

That’s when you came in and blew me
That’s when you came in
And blew me away

I was looking for a woman more beautiful than most
And not just in the retouched Facebook selfies that they post
Who’d refrain from talking only of herself when in my bed
Not that I’d ever consider it
But someone I could wed
I needed someone just like me
But I got idiots instead

That’s when you came in and blew me
That’s when you came in and blew me
That’s when you came in
And blew me away

Of all the girls I’ve ever know
You show me things nobody else
Could show me
It doesn’t matter where we go
You’ll always be the one I want to blow me
Cuz you blow me away

I was ready to retire
Maybe move to Mexico
One too many raucous parties
One too many skanky hoes
After all the critics said
Our debut record was our peak
And now I couldn’t hit the high notes
Sometimes I couldn’t even speak
But the band had dates in Germany
For just another week

That’s when you came in and blew me
That’s when you came in and blew me
That’s when you came in
And blew me away