Juliefuckingette
Stephen Joseph Malkmus
Polish the chrome on the 'Vette
Romeo and Juliefuckingette
The star-crossed lovers
You know you wanna be them but you can't do that quite yet
Demolish the gnomes at the Met
Flyin' high on spearmint Nicorette
My long last lover
You know you wanna do it but you can't do that quite yet
If you want to direct my vote, oh
I'll shove it in your ballet box, no joke
The wine was served in Dixie cups, it's not enough
Of a luxury affair
I polished your fan fiction set
I don't want to clean up that logorrhea mess
It's the last brand standin'
You know you wanna kill it but you can't kill that quite yet