Reptar

[Instrumental]

[Verse 1]
Back in Tokyo, sandblastin' in the 80s
All the pretty ladies were surroundin' me
Two to the herb, one to the boats
Then all the pretty ladies ran away from me
Have no fear, Dip Flargen's here
Struttin' down the pier on my John Deere
Twilight dome, now I'm in the zone
Lewinsky's getting' down while I'm on the phone
Twinkle, twinkle, little bitch
Got myself a knucklehead
I took her to the fields with the steeds I fed
Met another pretty lady then I wound up dead

[Chorus]
REPTAR!
REPTAR!
REPTAR!

[Verse 2]
The ape is dead, got some lead through his head
He now lays to rest with no heart in his chest
Had a good thing goin', but I got the suds
Now I'm stuck here jammin with my buds
Me of course, the one with the plan
Shane is the one with the bass in his hand
Zane, the ruler, the king of the land
And Trevor no beef but he's always goin' ham
And don't forget the beast, straight out of Congo
If your caught swoopin' then you might as well go
He's a better poet than Edgar Allan Poe
Bruno was his name and he's ready to bone

[Chorus]
REPTAR!
REPTAR!
REPTAR!

Reptar

[Instrumental]

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Reptarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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