B.F.F.

[Intro: Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
Ahahaha. Legz, it’s go, dude
What?
We just high fived Shakes
No
He just presented us
No. I don’t care, dude
We got this album we’re kicking off. It’s your move, you faggot. Go
Fuck!

[Verse 1: Mr. 8 Legz & Whipstick]
Must have slipped my mind again. I’m in another group
I was sipping on these Heinekens and I would just assume that
Mixing them with Vicodin will heighten what I do, so
What we going by, again? Super Famous…Fuck You!
Goddamnit, like, how do I manage to keep ending up in these stupid situations with you?
What? Everybody on the planet up and fucking vanished, so
Now I’m the one who stranded with this homelеss dressed dude
Look, I got shit to do, I doubt I’m bеing paid for this
And I’m not really [?] Shakelous
The only time you hit me up was when you’re bored, taking shits
Only got my number 'cause I thought you were a wasted bitch
'Cause the long hair..
Yeah, I get it…
Shut up!
Why you being a dick?
I ain’t, though, it’s tough love
It’d be dope to do an album together, for sure
But not really 'cause I’m busy. You got me?
Word
Dope

[Chorus: Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
Yo, I’m really excited to do this project!
Yo, what the fuck, dude? Were you even hearing me?
I can’t wait to see what we accomplish!
Man, this ain’t even a group if you run it like a tyranny
We about to set trends!
That’s not true
'Cause we killing these sessions!
Just stop fool…
And we handing out lessons
I’m finna break you soon
And that’s forever my best friend!
I fuckin hate you, dude

[Interlude: Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
What?
I said I fucking hate you
You hate me?
Yeah
No, fuck you. You can’t hate me
What the fuck do you mean I can’t hate you?
Get outta here, no. Fuck you, dude
No, you can’t…it’s my booth, dude!
No, it’s not!

[Verse 2: Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
Look here, you ungrateful piece of shit
I’ve been sitting here thinking really what the heart of the problem is
Got this idea: “Fun Time Clique”
And it really gets easy once you realize that you’re fuckin a part of it
No, I’m not!
Yes, you are!
Bro, what’s with the hostility?
You not hear your verse? Like forty seconds dissing me
Were you not listening?
Fuck, bro, I’m glistening!
No, you’re just sweaty. Being sensitive and petty
You think I’m just a bitch who super kicked Marty Jannetty?
Yeah
[?] Lucha mask I’ll beat your stupid ass!
I’m stirring spaghetti
What?
Bring the bars if you’re ready
Or I’ll stab you in the throat with a broken part of a Chevy
Yo, are you mad bro, 'cause uh…

[Chorus: Mr. 8 Legz, Whipstick]
So, I’m really excited to do this project
Suck my dick! This faggot just said he hates me
I can’t wait to see what we accomplish
This ain’t even a friendship! This dude fuckin rapes me!
We about to set trends!
That’s not true!
'Cause we killin’ these sessions
Just stop, fool!
And we handin’ out lessons
[?]
'Cause that’s forever my best friend
I fuckin’ quit, you douche!

[Outro: Mr. 8 Legz, Whipstick]
You can’t fuckin’ quit, dude
I just did
This is my idea!
I d…no, it’s not
Then, how you gonna quit my idea, man?
This is Madd Maxxx’s joke for an idea
I put so much fucking effort into this shit
No, no
Yeah
I drive to your house
I don’t think so
You didn’t drive to me
That’s now how [?]
I took you to UPStival
Bullshit
I flew you there
Bullshit
On the back of Falkor
Bullshit. Look man, this is a million…
I carried you onstage like a baby bird
This is a million dollar idea and you just want to up and quit my idea. That’s cool, man. That shows what kind of person you are
Star Wars is a great film
It fucking is, isn’t it?