Bouncehouse Bastards
[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz]
Yeah, comin' hard like I ain't nutted in four months
Fuck the car, I'm drunken in obstacle course punks
Summon us? You need a forty or more blunts
And authority to stop us from chloroforming you whore cunts
Yeah, let us tour once
We gon' end up in your crib slangin' dick to you poor chumps
Yeah, take my shoes off, everywhere a bounce house
Still better with liquor in my liver until I brown out
[Verse 2: Whipstick]
First things first, bitch, kick off your shoes
Y'all thinkin' of fuckin' a game up while breakin' the rules
We got the flavor, forever your savior
I planted the evidence, get your man somе pen and paper
'Bout to hit your head up in thе walls up in a bounce house
Sorry little kiddies still so bitty I just found out
What an idiot yo hand me the fanny pack
Your weapon stays sharp and tucked nicely where the candy's at
[Chorus]
Fun Time in the building, we whilin'
Sunshine disappear, we smilin'
Unwind in a minute we flyin'
Jump jump high, get livin', quit dyin'
That moon bounce, that bounce house
Get tuned in and get bounced out
We boozin' this house loud
Either motherfuckin' way you bounce now
[Verse 3: Whipstick]
Call it a curb stomp, or call it jumpin' up and down
Or call it my friend's over, Maxxx he likes to fuck around
So simmer down now, (Yo) you gotta shed a couple pounds
I'm hacking your flesh off then carve your face just like a clown
Ha, bitch! We like The Fabulous Freebirds
Could be worse, all sales final, accepting no returns
Poke you with a cigarette, no regrets, three burns
Like summer's over but I cooked you up with three words (Suck my dick!)
[Verse 4: Mr 8 Legz]
We ain't out of this world, we can pretend though
Bounce so hard, go through the floor and
Choke slammed out by two little bitch hoes
Your punk ass gon' feel that in the mornin' (Yo)
You're with us, never switch, no Nintendo
Throw my cans out, bitch, show me the window
We been dope, you? You been a shit show
It's been fun to watch every time you want an instrumental, faggot
[Chorus]
Fun Time in the building, we whilin'
Sunshine disappear, we smilin'
Unwind in a minute we flyin'
Jump jump high, get livin', quit dyin'
That moon bounce, that bounce house
Get tuned in and get bounced out
We boozin' this house loud
Either motherfuckin' way you bounce now
[Verse 5: Madd Maxxx]
Get them ugly ass children out of the way or I'm comin' through (Get the fuck outta my way)
Once I'm in the bounce house, ain't no tellin' what I'm gonna do
(Ha!) Missile drop kickin' bitches out the front flap
You think someone'll stop me, motherfucker, who? (Who?)
It doesn't really matter where the shit fittin'
It could be a kid's birthday or a church picnic
I'm in that shit, yo I'm with that shit
Where's the piñata? I'm tryin' to get a Kit Kat, bitch
(Watch your mouth!) Yo what would make you think that I care?
My daughter got invited, that's honestly the only reason that I'm there (Yup!)
And she don't care if I'm actin' a fool
'Long as she gets her sugar fix, it's cool, so now I'm ready to rock
(Let's go!) Honestly all of y'all should be thankin' me
I didn't come up in here with some quarters in a fuckin' sock (Ha!)
It's Madd Maxxx and the Super Famous Fun Time Guys
Up in the bounce house and we got it on fuckin 'lock (Yeah!)
[Chorus]
Fun Time in the building, we whilin'
Sunshine disappear, we smilin'
Unwind in a minute we flyin'
Jump jump high, get livin', quit dyin'
That moon bounce, that bounce house
Get tuned in and get bounced out
We boozin' this house loud
Either motherfuckin' way you bounce now