Breakfast Gang
[Verse 1: Murda D, Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
Shuh, I love the south, it's Waffle House that I'm cravin'
I want some coffee with some biscuits on the side with some bacon
Don't want them waffles? (Motherfucker) You'll be sadly mistaken
I came here for the waitresses, they're booties always amazing
And they be shakin' like it's Jello, got me cravin' dessert
They be givin' me some praises like they're raised in the church
'Cause I finishеd every plate and now I'm fittin' to burst
But thе girly walked away, I think she's smellin' it first, haha
Woke up in that Denny's parking lot (Yo, Whip, it's gettin' late!)
Tryna catch some breakfast milkshakes and grand slam your face
So call me a pig in a blanket when we gettin' naked
With a slice of cherry 'cause you can serve it up, I'll fuckin' take it
Nice jugs, I ain't talkin' 'bout your tits, bitch
Lift that 2%, blue cap, we like 'em crips, bitch
Breakfast Gang, over top it with the entrance
Drink enough milk that we could drown eleven infants
[Chorus: Whipstick]
Gettin' breakfast! Omelettes with extra bacon
Breakfast! French toast off your girl, naked
Breakfast! How you want your eggs fertilized?
Breakfast! Protein shake in your eyes
Gettin' breakfast! Yo, none of us are paying
Breakfast! We kidnappin' the waitress
Breakfast! Fuck outta here with your McMuffins!
It's the motherfuckin' Breakfast Gang!
[Verse 2: Mr. 8 Legz, Legion]
What can I say?
I'm all about biscuits and gravy when it's
Up on my plate
It's like finger lickin' crazy but there
Must be a mistake
'Cause, yo, now here comes this lady, she's gettin'
Up in my face
Talkin' sideways
Sayin' "Mister, can you pay me?" (Nah!)
How 'bout you and those new breasts go split that in two checks
And hand them to someone makin' a huge mess
If they got beef then they can eat a German suplex
I'll take that Belgian waffle and tell their mother, "Yo, you next!"
Yeah
Hold up, man, let me show 'em how this shit begins
I'm never sober, smokin' boulders at the Village Inn
I like my waffles extra sugary, I'm diggin' in
But when I started spittin' the liquid shit started kickin' in
Yeah, now I'm a soggy bottom boy
Swingin' on the waiter, gettin' froggy on him, boy
I'm the hobo in the back that's makin' a ton of noise
Pickin' scraps off of the other tables, I'm unemployed
[Chorus: Whipstick]
Gettin' breakfast! Omelettes with extra bacon
Breakfast! French toast off your girl, naked
Breakfast! How you want your eggs fertilized?
Breakfast! Protein shake in your eyes
Gettin' breakfast! Yo, none of us are paying
Breakfast! We kidnappin' the waitress
Breakfast! Fuck outta here with your McMuffins!
It's the motherfuckin' Breakfast Gang!
[Verse 3: Murda D, Mr. 8 Legz, Whipstick, Legion]
Her eggs were scrambled and she's plainer than grits
Plain as can get, but she loves me 'cause my flick of the whisk
Part of the Breakfast Club: 8 Legz, Whip with some chicks
And you got Murda D and Legion flippin' tables and chairs, haha
Fuck outta here with that French toast and crepes
Yo, I'm a man so I demand eggs and a thick ass steak
If I don't get it, I'll slam my fist through your bitch ass face
Catch that avocado combo, bet that bitch tastes great
Chalk it up to Count Chocula to keep a party rockin', bruh
Fuck a daily special, never eatin' on what's popular
Rather shove my cock inside a blender and then chop it up
And serve it up with parsley and then drink it from a plastic cup
No lie, guy, yes, I could hop
My hash brown Charlie and my eggs Woodstock
My Snoopy's in a loosie, these groupies are too hot
Got Schroeder in the back and he's makin' the beat knock
[Chorus: Whipstick]
Gettin' breakfast! Omelettes with extra bacon
Breakfast! French toast off your girl, naked
Breakfast! How you want your eggs fertilized?
Breakfast! Protein shake in your eyes
Gettin' breakfast! Yo, none of us are paying
Breakfast! We kidnappin' the waitress
Breakfast! Fuck outta here with your McMuffins!
It's the motherfuckin' Breakfast Gang!
[Outro: Whipstick]
We gon' be some breakfast legends!
Yo, we never give a---*laughs*
Fuck!