Building Blocks of Friendship

[Whipstick, Mr. 8 Legz]
Hey. *knocks* Hey, Legz!
Hey, in here. I'm gonna put on some tunes. Play some Legos
Yeah. There it is
This one right here
Ha! Uh
*Whistles*
Man, I really like this song. This is cool. Saint's cool
But like, we got the day off and we just---
We just, uh, did a birthday on Thursday
And we got like, a quinceañero on Saturday
What?
So, I mean, it's Friday
Got fuckin' glass all over the goddamn fucking fl-
My phone's broken. It's in the mail
Whip, man, I know this motherfuckers here somewhere
I got these news Legos and I've been setting them up, it's pretty cool. You should check them out
Hey, you fuckin' stupid bitch! What? What the fuck do you want, man?
Legz, come here. Yo, come here, Jake. Yo
What? What? What?
Hey, yo. So, I got these--- Hey! What're y- What are you doing?
Fuck you with your stupid fucking dumb, bitch ass fucking- Fuck!
Come on!
Fuckin' toys man, fuck you, keep leaving them around and shit. Yo, and who in the goddamn fuck were you talking to, man? There's nobody fucking here!
Man, I spent like six and a half hours on this and you just come over and destroy it in like six seconds. Like
Yeah, you know what's really cool about that? I don't give a shit, dude. Fuck you! Breaking in my fucking house? And then you sit around the floor and play with toys, man? And then talk to nobody?
I, um, well it was like thirty bucks---
Why in the fuck are you in my house, man?
And it's for, like, ages nine to thirty so, I'm still within that demograph, why not?
You're a grown ass fucking man sitting on my fucking floor, playing with toys, dude. What the fuck are you doing?
And, it's Star Wars, dude. That's a great film
Don't give a sh- Don't give a shit, man
And, it's like, Ewoks from Endor versus the Wookies of Kashyyyk
I didn't fucking ask. I don't fucking care
And you just come over here and you j-, you just break it. Like-
Yeah, 'cause fuck you, dude. Get the fuck out of my house
Why? What did I do to deserve this?
You're just a fucking asshole and you keep leaving your toys all over the place
Let me stop you right there, that was six and a half weeks ago. Come on
It seems like yesterday. I just stepped on shit yesterday, dude. What the fuck?
Anybody else would have done the same thing. If you were stuck at a rest stop, she would not have to wash herself off in the puddle
What in the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about your stupid fucking toys, man
It's sanitary. Front to back. Wipe it front to back
It's n- What the fuck do you mean "sanitary"? It's fucking goddamn fucking Legos. What the fuck, man? Do you even fucking hear me?
Yeah? You, I mean, you could just, you could suck it. You could do that. Like, you know?
What the f- This is my floor, man
Because that was a lot of time
I don't have a cell phone to distract myself from your idiocy right now so I need Legos because it's the next best thing
Yeah, but you have a fucking house you can go to. You're missing my fucking point, man
It holds my attention. They're bright colored like my socks
You, you just like wearing fat cupcakes on your shirts. I don't get it
Makin' me hungry
What the fuck does I ha-what I wear have to fucking do with this shit, dude?
Huh? Huh? Don't fuckin' exhale! Let's go get some goddamn breakfast since fucking here anyways, man