Cute & Cuddly
[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz]
12:02, I'm bashing a hamburger
Brooding in the rain on my way to commit murder
I'm a bit further gone than you recently may have heard of
But word up, I'm a person lurkin' for a purpose that don't concern ya
Another active weekend of havoc wreaking
Ignoring the fact it's freezing
Shit like that tends to happen this time of season
I'm going door to door pretending I'm caroling
Once they open up, barrel in scaring your pair of parents
Tearing limbs off these embarrassments (Bitch)
Rip out their larynxes (Bitch)
Spit eggnog in your face, enjoy your inheritance
I was conjured to conquеr and steal your lights like a festivе black hole
(You're a monster) It's pronounced Mogwai, asshole
We just a gang of little reptilian Kane Hodders
Coming from a dark path full of snakes like Jake Roberts
I got the popcorn and 3-D glasses
Now deep throat this chainsaw 'til it's running out your asses
(Happy AXEmas)
[Chorus: Dubbs, Mr 8 Legz]
Gremlin gift is what you got
It's cute and cuddly until it's not
Gremlins enter in your spot
Quit pretendin', since the beginnin'
We appendin' a bunch of gremlins
[Verse 2: Whipstick]
Jumpin' out the tree, gave your mama a buck fifty
I didn't wanna do it, but she wanted to fuck with me
Shove an ornament inside your mouth and clap it shut, bitch
Put the clamps around your cranium and cave it all in
This a product of a Mogwai dancing around in pussy juice
Pushing past no limits like Master P screamin' "Hoody Hooo"
Kinda like a monster but cartoonish like we're Looney Tunes
Steady diggin' our fangs in your flesh and really chewin' you
Keepin' up the kayfabe thinkin' all the ways to skin a cat
Beginners act like this the worst thing they had to witness
Facts, it's all trash like your body in a plastic bag
Tossed it in the trunk with your luggage and a bloodied axe
Started off as cuddly, feeding us your perversions
Loading up all the fun like we're holiday insurgents
'Cause we'll weaponize your verbiage, better watch it how you word it
Breakin' down your kindest wishes, spit em back at you as curses
[Chorus: Dubbs, Mr 8 Legz]
Gremlin gift is what you got
It's cute and cuddly until it's not
Gremlins enter in your spot
Quit pretendin', since the beginnin'
We appendin' a bunch of gremlins