Don’t Hug Me from the Front

[Intro]
Don't hug me, don't, don't, don't hug me, don't

[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz]
And we back, it's ya favorite luchadores (What's up?)
He's high, I'm drunk, nothing new to report (Yup)
I need to work on my anger according to the court (Goddamn it)
So here's me trying me best: Wait for it!
I'm fucking glad your cat died, that's a fact, I cracked up
I guess karma's fucking bitches from backsides (Whoa)
Was there any lubrication? Did you happen to fight?
I'm just playin', though, (No you're not) yeah you're right
Gang time fun shit, guess I'm dyslexic, fuck!
Now this album's off track, I gotta correct this
I got a message, believe me, I'm trying my best to text it (Come on)
But I don't ever want you to have my numbеr, you fuckface
If we was cool once, that's dopе, for you
Get to share the same exact memories I do
Except in mine you're a bitch always causing me problems
And though it's thirty years overdue, I'ma mail your father condoms (Fuck off!)

[Chorus: Dubbs]
It doesn't matter how we ended
Sometimes that's the way this goes, but
Dear those from all my lost friendships
There's one thing you should know
Whether it's been years or months
Whether we had no contact, not even once
I truly hope your life is all bad 'cause you're a cunt
And if we ever cross paths, don't you hug me from the front
(Don't hug me from the front)

[Verse 2: Whipstick]
So uh, I seen you hangin' out what up at our show (Hey)
I kinda notice you feeling this way, the fact that it glow
That's kinda dope, and you bought a copy of our album? Shut up
You want an autograph, I don't really wanna (Top cut you)
And you wanna snap a pic here with Whipstick
So go distract your boyfriend while I motorboat his bitch tits
You fucking idiot, what part of the game is this?
Catch it on video, she'll probably pay for it (Damn)
So just play it safe and gimme space, three feet
PC social distancing yourself from these fiends
Please, please, I don't wanna end up getting caught up
Shot up, just because you couldn't lock your twat up (Zip)
I'm all for interaction if it is a must
With blatant trust our conversation will remain as fucked
You're beta bruh! We will reclaim the game and make it fun
Just listen up and never ever hug me from the front (Cunt)

[Chorus: Dubbs]
It doesn't matter how we ended
Sometimes that's the way this goes, but
Dear those from all my lost friendships
There's one thing you should know
Whether it's been years or months
Whether we had no contact, not even once
I truly hope your life is all bad 'cause you're a cunt
And if we ever cross paths, don't you hug me from the front
(Don't hug me from the front)

[Verse 3: Dubbs]
I hope you eat a bowl of poop, dude
I hope your fuckin' feet are hurtin' from your new shoes
I hope you stub your pinkie toe up on the table
Hope you need a spatula but you can only find a ladle
Fuck your burger, bitch, I hope you take a really hurtful shit
I hope you're laughed at by every girl you flirtin' with
Actually, I kinda hope she wanna let you hit
Takes you to the crib, but then she giggles at your turtle dick
I hope you step on Legos every single day
And get brain freeze that'll never ever go away
I hope you got a friend that every time you tell a story
Homie's got a better version of like everything you say
I hope you overdraft pickin' up a Snickers bar
I hope you fuck around and lock the keys up in the car
I hope your coffee gets cold and you gotta heat the cup
I hope you accidentally zip your fuckin' wiener up

[Chorus: Dubbs]
It doesn't matter how we ended
Sometimes that's the way this goes, but
Dear those from all my lost friendships
There's one thing you should know
Whether it's been years or months
Whether we had no contact, not even once
I truly hope your life is all bad 'cause you're a cunt
And if we ever cross paths, don't you hug me from the front
(Don't hug me from the front)

[Bridge: Dubbs]
I hope your glasses crack into two
I just really hope some bad shit happens to you (True)
It doesn't matter how we ended
Sometimes that's the way this goes
You're such a fuckin' cunt, you dirty cunt you
I truly hope your life is all bad, don't hug me from the front

[Chorus: Dubbs]
It doesn't matter how we ended
Sometimes that's the way this goes, but
Dear those from all my lost friendships
There's one thing you should know
Whether it's been years or months
Whether we had no contact, not even once
I truly hope your life is all bad 'cause you're a cunt
And if we ever cross paths, don't you hug me from the front
(Don't hug me from the front)