Helpful Heroes

[Intro: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
You know, being a Fun Time guy, it's not all about murder and rape and drugs and obnoxious arguments (Yeah it is!)
Truth be told, we're actually mad connected within our community and those around us (He's a liar!)
We always try to do what we see is best (Nah!)

[Verse 1: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
I don't wanna regret you, I don't wanna neglect you
Yo I'm here from your future, and I'm here to protect you
So call me the Terminator, on opposite day
I just want you to have the best fate in the opposite way
Yo excuse me, Miss, what did the officer say?
Becausе I'm spreadin' HIV but in a positive way
Like mosquitos postеd up at Magic Johnson's estate
Just try to kiss your bitch and watch her ponder her fate (Muah!)
Need some money? Here's a couple receipts
So now you kinda have an idea what it's like to be me
Half of that shit I threw away, tossed it right in the streets
And spent my weekdays convincing girls their boyfriends cheat
So I got the lead role in fifteen revenge porns
Snatchin' peoples' keys if I walk by 'em in stores
Need a ride? I'll drive you to the boondocks
Mug you at knifepoint and ride up right beside you whenever you walk

[Chorus: Grewsum]
Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love, if you get our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love

[Verse 2: McNastee, Dubbs]
I got a gift you've been dyin' to have
You can share it with your half brother Brian and dad
I was in Africa, invited for like nine and a half months
Guess what? These bitches tryin' to shag, yeah
Out here tryin' to sow my wild oats
So when I came back, you might think I'm kinda dope
Havin' more in common than a couple cousins on your mom's side
Alright alright, you cannot say that I did not try
Yo, lookin' fresh when I step up in your barbecue
And so polite I brought a dish I plan to offer you
Seven layer dip that's drippin' with a little sauces too
(Is that beans on the bottom?) Nah buddy that's Guatemalan poop
(Gross) It's a delicacy, now why would they sell it to me?
The dude I got it from said it was fresh off some elephant cheeks
It's great with celery or anything really
Quit bein' such a little bitch and dip a chip in it, silly (No!)

[Chorus: Grewsum]
Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love, if you get our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love

[Verse 3: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Dubbs, McNastee]
Hey, you need a new car? I'm the man for the job
Set that bitch on fire, let's commit some insurance fraud
Lose your face when it explode, bitch and I ain't even there
But I'll tag you in a post sendin' my thoughts and my prayers, yeah
Need some help tryin' to clear out your debt
Why not just hand me your credit card? I can keep you in check
Like I'm checkin' into Dekkadance unless it's so malevolent
I do this shit for free, but you can pay me respect, ha!
Or you can pay with a check when I'm showin' my cheeks
Tuck it in my G string along with your ID
You're such a beautiful bride to be
But how you know you really found the one if you ain't never tried my D?
I wasn't blessed with the technical skill
But you can save if you never pay your medical bills
That's free game, doctors can't repo your treatment
If you want more, call me PO if you need shit

[Chorus: Grewsum]
Just remember, no matter what happens
We'll always be there for you
Through thick and thin, we've got your back
Show love, but we hate you too
You can get our love, you can get our love, if you get our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love
You can get our love, then regret our love
You won't want it once you get it, but you'll get our love

[Outro]
Thus concludes Side A
Flip tape over for Side B