Play Your Role
[Verse 1: Mr. 8 Legz]
I live in the remnants of what hasn't been since
I was an infant, died in an instant
Trying to find the entrance, fire that is fenced in
Since then everyone's a victim who can get in
Chains and cords hang above dangerous floors
Blood stains the boards, all that the flames have scorched
When it rains, it storms, this place shakes and swarms
Begins changing form until we gave it more
(So) Come on in if (Go) you got a minute (Leave)
We can visit (Don't meddle here no more)
When wе're finished (No) with our little tеmpest (Flee)
You gon' be imprisoned (The Devil's through these doors)
So many urban legends surround this nervous setting
Yet teens emerge here, guessing always encouragin' steppin'
On what they only think is property
Not to me, this place is Hell on stage, you're a prop to me
[Chorus]
It's just a horror movie, and you gon' play your role
I know what I'm doing, so I suggest let go
Or you can run (Run!), run (Run!), run run away
At the end of the day, you'll be an unmarked grave
[Verse 2: Whipstick]
It all started out, happenin' way back in childhood
Trapped in the building incinerated with firewood
I would become mythos, an urban lore
A ghost within the storm, get choked, it's you I cry for
People seem to forget that this house is haunted as shit
Let's begin by drowning out the sounds of all of yo kids
Infected and rotten, the thoughts inside of your noggin
The topic is taking all of their lives with a knife and then timing (Stop it!)
(Someone's) back on the market, the facts no one wants it
Past is a bath of the blood and the faucet's
Broken off and floatin' down the river of misery
Up shit's creek, this week, playin' out differently
Like I wanna host Mark and all of his friends
For a function at the end of the summer, when does it end?
They've broken in while playin' with ouija and smokin' cigs
So now I gotta slaughter a party while letting one live
[Chorus]
It's just a horror movie, and you gon' play your role
I know what I'm doing, so I suggest let go
Or you can run (Run!), run (Run!), run run away
At the end of the day, you'll be an unmarked grave
[Interlude: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
Hey! Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, bitch?
Come here! Ugh!
*Scream* *Gunshot*
Dude, Legz!
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
Hold still, bitch
There's like six other people over there that we can victimize
That's a woman!
And?
Dude, Lee has told us not to victimize women anymore!
We can't do that!
Lee told you not to fuckin' victimize women, not me!
You're crossing the lines!
I'm not doing sh- I'll stab her if I-
*Screaming* *Stabbing*
Don't! Stop! I'm not getting in trouble for it!
I'll blame you for this!
*Screaming* *Stabbing*
This is all Whipstick's fault!
[Chorus]
It's just a horror movie, and you gon' play your role
I know what I'm doing, so I suggest let go
Or you can run (Run!), run (Run!), run run away
At the end of the day, you'll be an unmarked grave
[Outro: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick, Lee Carver]
Dude, I can't believe you stabbed that lady to death
That wasn't even me! That was all you! What the fuck!
No, that was you
No! That wasn't me, dude! Lee said-
Stop right there, fun timers!
Ah, fuck!
Fuck!
Ha ha!
Man
Well, if it isn't Whipping Stick and the 8-Legged Man
Your quota of disparaging remarks, violence, and misogyny directed at women has reached its limit!
And I'm here to put a stop to it and demand its end
Look what you fucking did, man
Now I want both of you boys to hang your heads in shame and ponder what you've done
I told him not to do it! Why?
Now look at the camera and apologize to all those poor bitches out there you might've offended
8 Legz is sorry
Sorry, bitches
Ha ha ha! Great job, boys!
Don't ever let me catch you outside of Luchaflorida
Captain Carver ho!
Does he not know that we all live in Ohio?
Well, now that he's gone, I can smoke a fuckin' cigarette
I guess
Stop smoking, Jacob
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What the fuck?