Watercooler Recap

[Verse 1: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
Yo Friday right, yo I left work like hella early
What time was that? Something stupid like eleven thirty
Why don't you just call off? That's like when you fuckin' get here
Look, why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen, it's quite disturbing (Alright)
I found this bitch passed out at the bar (Uh huh)
And now she's passed out drunk in the trunk of my car (Go on)
Take her back into the crib 'cause yo I'm back like Jafar (Good reference)
But it's getting kinda late so then I'm back at it tomorrow
And it's Saturday! Ripped her fucking eyebrows off with masking tape (Jesus!)
Masturbated on thе stupid bitch's face, I'm that abrasive (Hahaha)
Allocated all hеr funds for all the fun, I'm that impatient
Salivated from a sandwich half her tongue had masticated
(Yeah!) When ain't nobody try to hang with ya
(Nah!) Kidnap a skank to leave a thank you bruh
Kickin' screamin' and cryin', nobody's comin' savin' ya
So shut the fuck up slut, I'm watchin' Wrestlemania

[Chorus]
Hey! We don't need a reason
To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
We gonna (Kill!) kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
Yo that sounds eventful, guarantee mine's better
What the fuck did you do? Well
Oh you know, I just went and got my suit pressed (Yeah) ([Word?])
Deposited my new check then had nude sex (No)
You know the type where you're completely fuckin' nude? (Yes)
It was that kind with a fine dime and a duplex ([Say word?])
Got my ass ate, sent the video to group text (What the fuck)
'Fore I left, I broke her brittle neck during a suplex (Haha)
Really thought she was just sellin' it for a minute
I left the body out front then alerted all the tenants
Like, "Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened in there" (What)
Stubbed my toe on the way out, (Shit!) so I hit the clinic
And by clinic I meant WebMD, I think I'm schizophrenic
I had all the listed symptoms, as you know I'm really timid
And I believe everything I read online, 'cause I'm a fuckin' dumb shit! (Shut up, fucker!)
Got rejected by this chick, pissed inside her Sunkist
Said I got herpes, bitch, quit with your assumptions (Haha)
She called the cops, I cold-cocked her in her plump lips
Ran a couple blocks and hit the shop for some Fun Dip

[Chorus]
Hey! We don't need a reason
To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
We gonna (Kill!) kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

[Verse 3: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
Fuck this week, I gotta finish a commission (Oh boo hoo)
Thursday I got my like ninth intervention (Yeah, you have a problem)
I don't know why they bother, it's obvious I don't listen
And why the fuck would a heartfelt speech make any difference? (I worked really hard on it!)
Can't wait 'til Friday at five, get back to my mission
Ruinin' peoples' lives, keepin' up the tradition (Piece of shit)
Find that bitch from the weekend and go right to her doorstep
And say "My dick's got a big head" (Doctor Neo Cortex!)

[Verse 4: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
Monday through Friday, I got the mentality happily
To stab you in the abdomen and call a fatality (What?)
But once that weekend hits, I rock some sequins, bitch
Moonwalkin' on your face with spiked cleats and shit (I bet)
Upload it to the internet, four sequences
So I can maximize my views for six weeks and shit (Shit)
'Cause I'm a dark web superstar, it's nice to meet you, kid
In the red room you're dead so your life I'm leavin' with (Bitch)

[Chorus]
Hey! We don't need a reason
To be out here, leavin' 'em bleedin'
Got three days bro, if we ain't sleepin'
We gonna (Kill!) kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend
Kill the week, (Kill! Kill!) kill the week (Kill! Kill!)
Kill the week, kill the week for the weekend

[Outro: Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
Yeah, so I know like, neither of us really work here
Or like have like a good job or a job at that
Well yeah, for sure
Uh but Johnson expects one us to fill out and turn in the TPS report soon
Ooh
You should get on that
Who the fuck is Johnson?