Leo Verse

[Intro]
Huh
Alex made a banger
Yuh

[Verse 1: Alex L]
New cream colored whip, I just bought more daises (Gatsby)
My wrist is freezy like the frames in movies by Scorsese (whoa)
Stop DiCaprio
I hop the track, Leo
I got a lot of money and I make more daily (cha ching)
I'm switching genres like we gotta get off of this rock, boy (ay)
Getting richer by the second, I just bought some stocks, boy (NFT)
Get off the phone, the FBI just tapped the wires (benihana?)
My wife gave me an ugly tie, I just set it on fire (ay)
And I'm patting on my chest like I'm at lunch with Matt McConaughey
Made a hunnid thousand in a second, it'll be gone today (skrrt)
Beat is spinning like a totem
Like my bars? Oh yeah, I wrote 'em
Scam the people, Stratton Oak 'em
Leave the island, don't like boats, um
My wrist like an iceburg! This song a classic
I'm going crazy man, y'all should lock me up in Ashecliffe (whoa)
I'm in your head like Dom Cobb, I got you in depression (yeah you're so sad)
I'm landing these bars, Zootopia's worse than Inception (you suck)

[Verse 2: Asher DeVerna]
Say his name, he's the greatest (true)
There's a reason that he's famous (yuh)
Teddy Daniels, Andrew Laedus
Put his soundtrack on your playlist, say this
Theoretically, Leo-Retically, I asked you to distract me bro
Put on another movie with Leonardo DiCaprio
Come at me, bro
Great Gatsby though? Inception's got deception
Not to mention that it begs a ton of questions
Man, you messin' with me (what?)
He was born a stud
Watching Titanic, you'll go cry, this is before the flood (save the turtles)
You ask if I'm a fan, you can catch me if you can
I'm a stan, wait
Let me pick this up for you, you dropped your crown man
A humble king and he's all sweet
Howling at the moon, he's living it up on Wall Street (woooo)
And he's saving the environment
Climate change isn't real, I ain't buyin' it
Another new flick, you know I'm tryin' it
I just really hope Leo doesn't die in it

[Verse 3: Owen Parrott]
Why was Leo in The Revenant? (he was?)
It doesn't make sense, doesn't it (It doesn't)
The waters were icy (they were)
The stocks were dicey (they were)
But in theory, was he Gatsby? (what, Gatsby?)
Teddy Daniels, he's Andy
Calvin Candy was not dandy (he was a slaveowner)
Once incepted, he couldn't have departed
Arnie Grapes' childhood (whoa)
Romeo's misunderstood (whoa)
Once upon in Hollywood (whoa)
Catch him if you really could (whoa)

[Verse 4: Rampullyuh]
Leo's a great actor, who's also an extractor (HA)
Looks are still a factor, suit is looking dapper (HA)
There's a million flowers due for decor (lemmons)
I'm not gonna lie, I'm nervous, old sport (80 years)
From rags to riches, gotta change my persona (like)
If you're a pharmacy, I'm gonna own ya (the guy)
What the heck's in Ward C? Finding out what DiCaprio, boutta make some dough, he's got no Oscars though, to Ashecliffe we go (Asian)
Calling me on stuttering, meanwhile you're shuttering
I don't care, the top's still spinning (he's old)
That's the old asian guy from the beginning
Getting carried away, just call me Nick
Why you all wet baby, give me the kick (HA)

[Verse 5: Harpie G]
Yo Leo (who?)
I wanna be you (you)
Goin' to the movies just to see you (papa)
Inception, Gatsby, even Titanic (skrrt)
Everybody watchin' Shutter Island's gonna panic (oh yeah)
Be my husband, be my everything! (please)
You're the only man that I've ever thought of marrying (hottie)
You're like "baby, why you all wet?" (oh yeah)
I really liked you in Romeo and Juliet (you're dripping)
Have my kids, let me be your wife (oh yeah)
Before the Floods had a big impact on my life (ooh ooh)
Thank you for being the best actor bro (oh my god)
My favorite, Leonardo DiCaprio

[Outro]
Hold up, hold up, the hits ain't over yet... what about this?