It’s All About Reach
[Verse 1]
I've been a Halo fanboy since back in the day
The best shooter ever just got the major upgrade
Spent the whole last decade hanging with the chief
Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST
The game is sick like internet porn
Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne
Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision
Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin'
On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me
Multiplayer motherfucker, this time I'm getting crazy
Take your whole team out, cause I'm that fast
Like a gay dinosaur, you'll be a Megasoreass
I ain't done with you son, it's time to run and gun
I get to steppin' my weapon be blastin noobs for fun
DMR be banging out steady, I'm on the ready
Headshottin' little grunts, popping out confetti
Sneaking up behind you and assassinate you quick
Mad love for Bungie, this game is so sick
While you be lagging, I be fragging, straight making it rain
The tactics are scary, Legendary Campaign
Cap the flag, armor lock, head hunter, playing swat
Pop your head around the corner and then you get dropped
Can't stop cause the epic firefight goes on
Smoking your ass like I was Cheech and Chong
[Hook]
No More Halo 3
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
No ODST
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
[Verse 2]
Teabagging your grill because I'm a face humper
Hoping around like a rabbit, cause I'm using bumper jumper
And truthfully I never really liked the elites
But that's all changed now because Bungie made them beast
Snipers hot, one shot, no scope to your face
I'm the muthafucking king of the sticky grenades
Across the map, your trapped, and I'll toss it up
Its will stick to your face, you'll be like "what the fuck?"
Loadouts so leet you that you can't believe
Sprint, holographic decoy, invisibility
A shottie spree, and a sword beat down
Then getting Bulltrue's cause you're a clown
I feel right at home with those old school maps
Double Kill, Triple Kill, Over Kill, Killtac
Running you down on the Mongoose son
The Hog and the Ghost and the Scorpion
Its fun to play Reach all night
In fact, fuck, there goes a year of my life
You and me, yep, we got a date
On Blood Gulch, you're straight getting raped
By the tank, so thanks for that running riot
I'll stretch you out like your on a diet
Being all sneaky as a deceiver
Then I'll blast you in your head like you were Justin Bieber
[Hook]
No More Halo 3
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
No ODST
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
[Verse 3]
Wait, what's that, man?
It smells like feces
Oh damn, it's the Covenant species
The Elites, the Hunters, the Brutes and the Skirmishers
Jackals, the Drones, the Grunts and the Engineers
I'm a Spartan, so suck my wiener
And I'm like Chuck Norris when it comes to the arena
Oh no, where do we go?
You just got your motherfuckin' ass kicked at Halo, again!
My friend, it's the Uber Rap 2
I'm back, fully stacked, they got nothing to prove
I love this game, there ain't no fakin'
Spend all of my time up in Matchmaking
Lookin' goddamn sexy with armor and recon
Say goodbye to your life and say hello to your mom
You camp so much that you need a tent
It's like Froman cookin' up marshmellows and shit
Health is gettin' low, so I'm trying to survive
But you're the freakin' heli-killer on Xbox Live
You couldn't hit a fat chick even with a sword
And since I'm talkin' shit, let's talk about Forge
Forge World is bigger than Oprah's ass
Bigger than Bill Gates's cash or Lady Gaga's moustache
Stay away BK, 'cause your team is trash
I play so much I got an MLG rash
[Hook]
No More Halo 3
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
No ODST
It's all about Reach
Halo Reach
(2x)