The Report (Skit)
[Skit]
What happened, ma'am?
They came in shooting and taking food
Who's they, ma'am?
The Technicians!
What kind of technicians?
The fucking Technicians, I don't know
Uh, the Technicians are the underground group that refuses to take the vaccines and the ID chips, sir
Oh, got it
Mam is anybody hurt?
Did they hurt anyone?
No they just took food and stole this guy's produce truck
They just kept shooting guns
Okay, ma'am, calm down, we're here now
Would somebody turn that fucking music off?!