The Sexorcist (Infomercial)

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Can I suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait to taste you
Can I suck your tongue?
Please don't make me wait to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one to please ya, I need your tongue

The sexorcism's done, baby, don't turn me away
I want to taste your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue

Come close to me, can I touch you there?
You're right here where you're supposed to be
And hopefully we can spend the night
And give me what you owe to me

Been eying you for quite a while and now I want some
Go down on you but now I think it's time you owe me one
Things we can do, baby, I know we'll have a lot of fun
Now that we're close I wanna taste your tongue, tongue, tongue

I'm here to get it up out, ya
The Sexorcist, that bring that freak out when I mouth to mouth, ya
And yes, it will arouse ya, I' feelin' a bit of nostalgia
'Cause I'm thinkin' about about my past procedures
In and up out of my trousers

Stick your tongue out
(What?)
Stick your tongue out
I guarantee the minute you let me, baby girl, you'll be strung out
I promise your panties, they'll need to be hung out
But first before I begin this freak extraction technique spit your gum out

And let me show you how I can do the cleezy
It's so easy, how I get beezy's to appease me
Throw in a ice breaker then let my eyes face her
Then wrap my lips around her tongue and viola, I taste her

On your ecstasy trip you wanna get next to these lips
You wanna continue on, it's best to be stripped
And don't you worry, I'm a master
For this you won't need no pastor
Before I begin there's somethin' I have to ask ya

Can I Suck your tongue?
I can hardly wait to taste you
Can I suck Your tongue?
Please don't make me wait to recreate you
Can I suck your tongue?
Let me be the one to please ya, I need your tongue

The sexorcism's done, baby, don't turn me away
I want to taste your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue
Your tongue, tongue, tongue
Tongue, tongue, tongue

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Call now at 668-884-6993 for the freak extraction technique

Freak extraction technique performed only be Sexorcist
Do not try this at home or at least without the Sexorcist
Extraction may result in salivating, throdden loins
And uncontrollable urge to say the number nine
And women attempting to go ass to mouth
Use only as directed, Big Krizz Kaliko now included