Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)

*talking*
Hello and welcome to Live Bait,
I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy
and feel you've received ample satisfaction from thisrecording
and now here they are, the arrogant worms

*song begins*

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised
I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die
My mother is a saint and my brother is a god
But all I am is Jesus brother Bob

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

I have to pay the ferry to cross the galilee
but not my brother (no not him) he walks across for free
I finally get to work bout a quarter after nine
Already he's turning water into wine

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar (roar)
There were a thousand people right outside the door
"Help us Jesus, Help us" came the cheering from the mob
Then they got a look at me "ah nuts it's only Bob"

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

He died up on the cross, I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to know me for me (hi bob, hey judas,hey)
This was my big chance, to finally get ahead
The next thing you know, he's rising from the dead

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

Everybody!

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

Ahhhhhhh- Bob

*Song ends*

Thank you very much! We're the Arrogant worms and we're going tocontinue our
musical assault, (Laughing) in the following manner.