Wasn’t I Right About You?

I hate to be wrong, so lucky for me
I have always been spared that particular indignity
It's kind of a gift, it's kind of a curse
But it's the single certainty in a random universe
And I'm mildly alarmed that you can even dispute
Wasn't I right about you?

I hate to be wrong, but fortunately
I haven't suffered that dilemma personally
You must have picked up
Well, there's a definite trend
My vulgar means are always justified in the end
And I'm slightly put out that you can even dispute
Wasn't I right about you?

Yes, I'm mildly alarmed that you can even dispute
Wasn't I right about you?