Fat and Jealous

[Verse 1]
Every one of you, of every size
Every one of you, you’re telling lies
And when you’re screaming that the river’s high
And when you feel just like you wanna die
To every one of you, I wave bye-bye

[Chorus]
Then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, you can’t tell us
Fat and jealous

[Verse 2]
Every one of you, you have a dream
But all you ever do, is stomp and scream
And then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, you can’t tell us
Fat and jealous

[Bridge]
Oh, Mac the mean man, don't know what he'd done
He’s only happy when the blood starts to run
All you hear him singing like a bird
He goes "La, la, la, la", he never heard
Mac the mean man, he’s obscene
He goes running down the lowlife
When he’s not even clean

[Verse 3]
Every one of you, you pull my hair... ouch!
But nearly all of you, weren’t even there
And when you’re screaming that the ladies scare
Even if you’re maimed by a grizzly bear
Every one of you
I don’t care, I don’t care

[Chorus]
Then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, you can’t tell us
Fat and jealous

[Bridge]
Oh, Mac the mean man, don't know what he'd done
He’s only happy when the blood starts to run
All you hear him singing like a bird
He goes "La, la, la, la", he never heard
Mac the mean man, he’s obscene
He goes running down the lowlife
When he’s not even clean

[Chorus]
Then they tell us, then they tell us
Fat and jealous
Fat and jealous
Then they tell us, you can’t tell us
Fat and jealous
Fat and jealous
Fat and jealous
Fat and jealous