Shorty's Got to Go

I was way a way from home
And I didn't know what to do
So I grabbed a telephone
Because I'm feeling so blue

It rang and rang and rang
It rang till it got busy
Then a big big voice said hello'
Stop ringing cos I'm busy'

I said a who's you, who is you
I said this is mr. bones
He said who is you, who is you
He said this is shorty go

Get out of my house get out of my house
Get out of my house
Let the door hits ya where the door hits ya
Get out

Has anybody else seen shorty
Has anybody else seen shorty
He stole my gal that ain't no pal
Shorty's got to go

Does anybody else know shorty
Does anybody else know shorty
Well tell that guy he's got to die
Shorty's got to go

He stole my suit and shoes and boots
Shorty's got to go
He stole my -
Shorty's got to go

He's wearing my ten dollar tie
Shorty's got to go
He stole my last long underwear
Shorty's got to go

I'm telling you Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go
Shorty's got to go

He stole my wife and wrecked my life
Shorty's got to go
He got so bold he sold my gold
Shorty's got to go

He blacked her eyes that ain't no lie
Shorty's got to go
But he went to far when he sold my car
Shorty has got to go