Tail Toddle
[Intro]
(Speaking of dirty Scotch songs
Here's one called "Tail Toddle"
And involves a wee lass named Tammie)
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Verse 1]
When I'm deid I'm out o' date
When I'm seik I'm fu' o' trouble
When I'm weel I stap about
An' Tammie got my tail toddle
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Verse 2]
Jessie Mack she gae a plack
Helen Wallace gae a boddle
Quo' the bride, "Its o'er little
For tae mend a broken doddle"
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doodle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Verse 3]
Our gudewife held o'er to Fife
For tae buy a coal-riddle
Lang or she cam back again
And Tammie made my tail toddle
[Chorus]
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
Butt an' bend we diddle-doddle
Tammie got my tail toddle
[Outro]
Tail toddle, tail toddle (Tail toddle, tail toddle)
Tail toddle, tail toddle
Tammie got my tail toddle (Butt an' bend we diddle-doddle)
Tammie got my tail toddle (Tammie got my tail toddle)
Tammie got my tail toddle (Tammie got my tail toddle)
Tammie got my tail toddle
(Alright)