What Up Man
So I woke up this mornin' and as I start yawnin'
Dat milk milk pourin' into ma bowl then I though
To myself (thought thought 2 myself) that I need to
Take a trip to the grocery store cause the bread is low and
The chicken I was eatin' with the mash potatoes need
(a little bit of gold)
Opps wrong song lyric man a little bit of pepper stepped
Out the crib with the bear claw slippers robe tied tight chest
No chest hair store close at four
So I gotta get there cause it's like 3:50 and
I'm just wakin' up and it take five minutes just to get to the front now
I'm standin' in long lines lady with the baby probably buyin' some
Dog food, dog probably crazy on the daily basis ma days be like
This cause I got to the register and then the store closed
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Yo what up man if you u cool what u do warm it up then
I can't hold it cause it's hot put it down then. I left ma kids at
Day care pick em up then I'm tryin' but some new shit what you
Tryin' spend all I got 5 dollars so u broke man I thought I had
10 dollars so you broke then t.v dinner on the counter warm
It up then, warm it up man, warm it up then
Come get some you little bums I got a lot and you can't get None
That ice cream truck just left if you run you can catch
But it's out cause I got the last one
But I got a box of combs that I'm willin' to sell
I'll sell the ice cream too, two scoops for a bill
I could build a sand castle without bringin' a pale
And go cat fish fishin' and come up with a whale
But but you know what that was easy as hell
Well maybe not the line about me catchin' a whale
But if I did it then it's nothin' then I did it as well
Probably easy as it is to move slow for a snail
Did you know I made this beat with my mouth and a bell
Just a F.Y.I, I'm f.l.y and for those who can't spell
I'm a pretty swell guy
I caught a lot of fish I think I have a fish fry.
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