King Rooster
[Verse 1]
I drink and I smoke
I beg and I steal
And if I see a pretty chick
I'll ask her if she will
[Chorus]
Because I'm a King Rooster
Strutting all around the yard
Yeah, I'm a King Rooster
Strutting all around the yard
I sneak up and I head off
And stir up all the chickens in the barn
[Verse 2]
I don't need no car
I walk where I go
And if I see a chickadee
I take her to the show
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Well I'm never wrong
Yeah, I'm always right
And if there's a cock in my way
There's gonna be a fight
[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
The moral of the story
Is sad, but it's true
Don't act like old King Rooster
Or you'll end up in a stew
[Chorus]