Bald Headed Lena

[Intro]
One, two
One, two, three

[Verse 1]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head just as hard as lead
She's alright with me

[Verse 2]
Well, Messy Bessie, Tricky Tessie
Both are full of stuff
But Mella Ella, Daffy Della
Both those gals are tough

[Verse 3]
Now, you take Lizzy, she's so dizzy
She don't know night from day
Well, Silly Tilly, Lyin' Lily
Take them all away

[Verse 4]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She won't wear no wig 'cause her head's too big
She's alright with me, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Sloppy Gertie, she's too dirty
Skinny Minnie is too lean
Oh, Grace's face is out of place
And Joanie's down right mean

[Verse 6]
Now, you take Daisy, she's gone crazy
Went and lost her mind
Well, Jessie Mae might save the day
But she's deaf, dumb and blind

[Verse 1]
Bald headed Lena, has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head just as hard as lead
She's alright with me