Oh, That’s Uber Cool!

[Intro: The Muffler Man]

We the best music for real

[Chorus: The Muffler Man]

Oh, that's uber cool
Like a pool
Like some wool
Like a person who isn't very intelligent, a fool
I gotta say, y'all is cruel
Like a ghost, like a ghoul
But what I gotta say is, I rule
What I gotta say is, that's uber cool
I just have to say it, that's uber cool
I just must exclaim this, Oh, that's uber cool
I just gotta say this, I'm uber cool

[Verse 1: The Muffler Man]

My blood is red
My enemies are dead
This ain't all in my head
This ain't imaginary
Like you being merry
Merry Christmas yo
Merry Christmas bro
It ain't Christmas though
Man shut up you don't know
You couldn't know
I couldn't have known
You wouldn't have shown
Even after an invite was sent straight to your phone
When we had to postpone
When you were just chilling at your home
That's messed up man, I ain't a fan, man

[Verse 2: The Muffler Man]

Now to verse 2
Unlike you
When you threw your shoe
Into the blue
And it stuck in my head, just like glue
Who knew?
The racists they said
Ew he's a jew
And I said
What the heck man, who are you?
I'm through with you
My view on you
Has changed immensely
Imma go ride off in my Bentley
Into the sunset
Y'all will bet that I'm not the best
That I'm a pest
That I'm under arrest
That I got an F, on my test
Well let's put this rumor to rest
I proclaim Oh, that's uber cool, that's the best
I ain't tripping over a stool, I'm too cool
I'm uber cool

[Chorus: The Muffler Man]

Oh, that's uber cool
Like a pool
Like some wool
Like a person who isn't very intelligent, a fool
Like a ghost, like a ghoul
But what I gotta say is, I rule
What I gotta say is, that's uber cool
I just have to say it, that's uber cool
I just must exclaim this, Oh, that's uber cool
I just gotta say, I'm uber cool

[Outro: The Muffler Man]

We outtie bye bye
Say hi
To anybody nearby
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You weren't lying
Holy Moly
Yeah, that's freaking uber cool