Peterbilt Sleigh

It was the 24th of December
In a Pilot travel center
I heard someone say anyone around
Here work on sleighs
I was headin' back home empty when
This crazy idea hit me
I said Santa we can use my
Truck so Christmas won't be late

Now Santa's ridin' shotgun
Rudolph's in the middle
Had to get a lot done
Visit every little boy and girl
In this big ol' world
We were doin' 90 miles an hour
When I hit my last gear
Then we shifted to the power
Of a red nosed reindeer
Eighteen wheels in the sky
Air born overdrive
We gave three point one billion toys away
In a Peterbilt sleigh

He jumped out and down a chimney
Then popped right back out a-grinnin'
Milk drippin' from his moustache and
Cookie crumbs in his beard
He'd do a little ho-ho-hoin' and say
Let's get this big rig rollin'
We'd blast off like a rocket while I
Was hangin' on for life so dear
Sorry Rudolph

Just when I thought we pulled the
Last toy out of that truck
Santa did a little dance, winked and grinned
And magically it filled back up