Basement Scam

I can't twist
Those landmarks that you've missed
When your life is such a social whirl
I am still

I can't stand
Those basement scams you plan
Can't say that you're heart won't land
When it will

Your guitar is lying broke
Your friends think it's all a joke
Rundown glam, basement scam

I can't stand
Those basement scams you plan
Can't say that you're heart won't land
When it will

You drove an old sports car
Maybe thought that you would break some hearts
Seems mad, basement scam

What's the plan? Basement scam?