A Day in Life of Me
Greg Maguire, Paul McLaughlin
Went to my friend's house
I came into the hall, tripped over a phone line
I fell and broke my arm
It was very sore
A day in the life of me is what you would not want
A day in the life of me cos I'm the one who wants
I once had an awful pain
I went to see a nurse
On my way to see her she said he stole my purse'
I was kicked in the groin
A day in the life of me is what you would not want
A day in the life of me cos I'm the one who wants
I had my money on a greyhound
Came in second last
I was at a stock race looking at the cars
Gies me money back
A day in the life of me is what you would not want
A day in the life of me cos I'm the one who wants