Ladylike / WHATTA BITCH

Ladylike

[Verse]
Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook
Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores
Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less
Be insecure, be a wife, cater to one man for the rest of your life

WHATTA BITCH

[Verse 1]
I heard that that girl Lydia is such a fucking bitch
Well, I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits
I heard that that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble
So if she comes your way, well, you better book it on the double

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[Verse 2]
Lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school, Jim
But apparently she said "no" 'cause she was just not into him
But clearly that's not true and she is just a lesbian
Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the loony bin

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[Verse 3]
I heard that that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit
Well, I heard she's in a band, like, "Wow, you're so cool, we get it"
Heard that that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble
So if she comes your way, well, you better book it on the double

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