Wish You Were Beer

Wrote a postcard to you, baby
'Cause you've been gone a whole lot lately
Bought the twelve pack, kicked back
And thought I'd get a little gone too

Got a new crush, she's a head rush
She's one hell of a whole lot more fun
Than your heart, that's as cold
As this can that I'm holdin' onto
So between me and you

I'm drunk, I'm wasted
I'm high, hell, I'm faded
My vision is blurry
But I hope I'm bein' perfectly clear

'Cause this buzz I've been chasin'
It's better than my love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
No, I wish you were beer

She's bubbly, she thinks I'm funny
And she sure costs a lot less money
And a party ain't a party till she rolls through that door
(Take it away, James)
I ain't hurtin' no more

Yeah, I'm drunk, I'm wasted
I'm high, hell, I'm faded
My vision is blurry
But I hope I'm bein' perfectly clear

Yeah, this buzz I've been chasin'
It's better than my love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
No, I wish you were beer

Y'all listen to this right here now

Now if you ever get to missin' me
And wishin' you could come back home
You should know
I'll be super busy, tipsy 'cause she lets me tap her keg
All night long

I'm drunk, I'm wasted
I'm high, hell, I'm faded
My vision is blurry
But I hope I'm bein' perfectly clear
I wish you were beer

'Cause this buzz I've been chasin'
It's better than my love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
Girl, if you ever think I wish you were here
And if you ever think I wish you were here
No, I wish you were beer

'Cause I'm drunk, I'm wasted
I'm high, hell, I'm faded
My vision is blurry
But I hope I'm bein' perfectly clear

Yeah, this buzz I've been chasin'
It's better than my love that you wasted
And if you ever think I wish you were here
No, I wish you were beer