Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band
NEIL JAMES INNES
Once upon a good time on this very day
Somewhere in another universe
A band got in a van and drove for miles on end
They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse
They've not even had a sound-check
But don't worry folks, it's true!
Whatever Major Happy did for them
They'll do for you
Here we are once again
On another one-night stand
Major Happy's up and coming
Once upon a good time band
Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy
Made ya happy
Major Happy's up and coming
Easy-going good time band
We're only here
For you out there
So give yourselves a great big hand
Major Happy, Major Happy, Major Happy
Made ya happy
So put your hands together
And let's really hear it for
Major Happy's up and coming
Once upon a good time band