Tell Her Lies and Feed Her Candy

[Verse]
I met a little girl from the state of Arkansas
Her name it was Mirandy
Well, I wanted her love, so I asked her pa
He said, tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy

[Chorus]
My oh my, if the apple of your eye
Don't think you're a real jim dandy
Take my advice and put her on ice
Tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy

[Verse]
You can take her out for the time of her life
Give her good Napoleon brandy
But you'll never gonna make that woman your wife
Unless you tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy

[Chorus]
My oh my, if the apple of your eye
Don't think you're a real jim dandy
Take my advice and put her on ice
Tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy

[Verse]
Well, the road to love is rocky and rough
And if your sugar gets sandy
You can bet your boots she'll strut her stuff
If you tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy

[Chorus]
My oh my, if the apple of your eye
Don't think you're a real jim dandy
Take my advice and put her on ice
Tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy
Tell her lies and feed her candy