For Those Who Have Everything
I need a golden fountain pen
I need a fountain in my back garden
My back garden
I need a rock that doesn't roll
A little box with full logic control
Logic control
I need a spoon to cause a stir
I need a Roman amphitheater
A theater
I need a leaning CD tower
An ergonomic deluxe swivel chair
A swivel chair
I need a swivel chair
I need a refund
I need a brass band
Everything
I need the last gram
I need a program
Everything
I need a letter from St. Paul
The signatures of Ringo, George
And John on my wall
Yeah, yeah
I need a drum of human skin
A secret room to play it in
A case to display it in
I need a gun
I need a gun
I need a gun
I need a gun
A gun, I need a gun
I really need a gun
I need a refund
I need a brass band
Everything
I need the last gram
I need a program
Everything
I need a golden fountain pen
I need a fountain in my back garden
My back garden
I need a wordless telephone
A little plot of Earth to call my own
To call my own
An Earth to call my own
An Earth to call my own
An Earth to call my own
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