Waffle Woman

Michael Algar

At breakfast in Belgium
On our honeymoon
She says I'm poppin' out for shoppin'
I'll be back soon

Where the 'eck have you been
I guessed where she'd gone
She burped and cried as she denied her
Waffle addiction

I, I, I wed a roly pol...
I, I, I wed a roly poly

Waffle woman, what a sight
Where did you get that appetite?
Waffle scoffing, scoffing
Waffles night and day
She was such a shapely spouse
Until she hit that waffle house
Her belly burst and
Blew her blouse away
Waffle, waffles, waffles
One waffle week later
She's in for a shock
She's a pig, but tocks so big
They won't fit in her frock
She resembled Kate Moss
Slim and trim, skinny
She become fatty bum bum
She's two tonne Tessie

I, I, I wed a roly pol...
I, I, I wed a roly poly

Waffle woman, what a sight
Where did you get that appetite?
Waffle scoffing, scoffing
Waffles night and day
She was such a shapely spouse
Until she hit that waffle house
Her belly burst and
Blew her blouse away
Waffle, waffles, waffles
There's no need to fret
She said don't forget
When I get on me
Crash diet
No more
Waffle recipes
It's low calories for me

In a Belgian Bistro
We bid our fond farewells
She got so wide
She's stuck inside
Abandoned in Brussels

I, I, I wed a roly pol...
I, I, I wed a roly poly

Waffle woman, what a sight
Where did you get that appetite?
Waffle scoffing, scoffing
Waffles night and day
She was such a shapely spouse
Until she hit that waffle house
Her belly burst and
Blew her blouse away

Waffle woman, what a sight
Where did you get that appetite?
Waffle scoffing, scoffing
Waffles night and day
She was such a shapely spouse
Until she hit that waffle house
Her belly burst and
Blew her blouse away
Waffle, waffles, waffles

I, I, I wed a roly poly
I, I, I wed a roly poly

Curiosités sur la chanson Waffle Woman de The Toy Dolls

Quand la chanson “Waffle Woman” a-t-elle été lancée par The Toy Dolls?
La chanson Waffle Woman a été lancée en 2019, sur l’album “Episode XIII”.
Qui a composé la chanson “Waffle Woman” de The Toy Dolls?
La chanson “Waffle Woman” de The Toy Dolls a été composée par Michael Algar.

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