What’s So Bad About a Nipple?

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What's so bad about a nipple?
Are we afaid that the devil might be lurking there?
Will our souls be corrupted by the sight of a de-cupped tit?
Tell me what's so bad about a nipple that's bare
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What's so bad about a penis?
An ordinary organ just hanging there
Will the sight of a male member give us rabies or distemper?
Tell me what's so bad about a penis that's bare
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But for those muscle-headed zeroes
Our beloved TV heroes
We clap and we cheer as they whip out their guns
And when the blood and guts are splattered
It really doesn't matter
It's just good clean American fun
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What's so bad about our bodies?
Beautifully covered with skin and hair
Is our nakedness so awful that exposure is unlawful?
Tell me what's so bad about a body that's bare
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